Underachievers

Yes, I’m speaking to you. Put down your Sidekick and your Hello Kitty messenger bag.

Life is passing you by. It’s time you buck up and apply yourself. I’m here to help.

There won’t be any motivational posters, or twelve step programs. We’ll boost your self image the old fashioned way: by demeaning and insulting others.

Underachievers, please try harder.

(P.S. I love you Camera Obscura)