If Jon Stewart eviscerates you on The Daily Show, just laugh it off. People will forget, once the emails and blog postings and tweets and retweets die down. Don’t go on multiple tv shows in a feeble attempt to call him out. That’s a little like cleaning a shotgun barrel with your tongue.

Jim Cramer, please try harder.

I hate to rain on your parade after your induction to the Hall of Fame, but when even Hitler sees the problem with your big offseason free agent signing, you’re in serious trouble. Do you think your staff can keep T.O. in line any better than every other team he’s already played for? Are you just starved for locker room drama, or have you sold the season to a reality tv show?

“I thought ‘wide right’ was a bad day, but this…”

Ralph Wilson, please try harder.